-Zithax wrote:

I could write an entire epic quest in a day.

Don't think I won't, just give me a chance. It'll be the greatest ROI you ever had.

Plus, I'm a legend so I mean whatever.
Even assuming your original epic quest design was spot-on perfect and didn't need any iteration or peer review, you'd still burn 2-4 weeks for implementation and god-knows-how-many weeks testing time.